Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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