and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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