JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
