i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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