I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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