Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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