NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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