All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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