its not stalking. its research.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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