4 words: hood of his car
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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