gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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