dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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