Im at strip club and am horny
He is an equal opportunity slut.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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