Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
