When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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