This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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