I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
a search helicopter?!
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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