why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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