question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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