But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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