I want to stick my p in your. b.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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