gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
