What a fucking waste of an outfit
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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