My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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