i just had sex bonerless
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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