Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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