i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
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how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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