Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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