If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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