Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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