Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
high people should be assigned attendants
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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