I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
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Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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