shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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