You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
i believe in u and ur pee
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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