My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We had to coat check the pizza.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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