No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
she pinky promised me she was 18
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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