we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Your penis caused this!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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