if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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