I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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