And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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I have so many feelings about this burrito
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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