Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
