i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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