Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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