How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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