Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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