My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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