She's JV to your varsity
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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