whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
What a dumb baby whore.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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