Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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