At least make sure they are 18
Why
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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