He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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