He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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