i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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