Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
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NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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