i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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